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Megan Fox pube flash

August 12, 2010

Watch Megan´s Fox Puble Flash in photoshoot : #mce_temp_url#

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Sex in Brazil: radiant virgins Kaka and Adriana Lima

August 18, 2008

In a world debouched by media exerting sex as magnetic bait to sell deodorant or soup or everything, where sex for teens is the primary benchmark of belonging and becoming cool,  two unlikely virgins emerge like fresh white stars over the Babelic electronic towers, soft radiant demure could-be-gods of sex: soccer crack Kaka and uber sexy Adriana Lima. The brazilian superstars, each at the top of their business, choose to remain virgin until marriage, complying to religious beliefs.

Although Kaka has already probed the wells of sex, he did so only after marriage, 2 years ago, at the age of 24.  And stepped up to Gisele Bundchen calling the Church’s teachings on sex “ridiculous”.

“Today no one is a virgin when they get married … show me someone who’s a virgin!”

Well Adriana Lima is, at least she says so:”Sex is for after marriage,” she explained. “They (men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”

It seems almost impossible for her to be still a virgin, a cosmic contradiction, as she is sort of a sexual masterpiece, oozing and overflowing with the kundlini river of erotic manifestation. “The World´s Most Voluptous Virgin” is scheduled to marry NBA serb player Marko Jaric in 2009.

The Timberwolf´s basketball player is certainly getting the best cake of the world, and he is pretty fucking ugly, but his luck is overarching, and like a wolf with a lamb he is going to have the feast of all time.

Probably Adriana Lima and Kaka should have coupled together: both are from Brazil, both are absolutely good looking, both are rich and famous, both are religious, both are about the same age and both are (wre at the time) virgins…

Adriana Lima´s 5 sexiest pictures in the internet here: Raramour

Natasha Poly speaks on Russian Mafia model involvement

July 17, 2008

Victoria Secret coquette Natsha Porly told The New York Star tha she is aware of the involvement of the Russian mafia in the world of fashion.

“I know of some models who have been approached by some strange mob people, who are Russian… but I don´t know what goes on between them. You hear rumors hear and there, but nothing certain… I guess that´s why they are the “mob”,  because they do things in secret and without anybody really knowing what´s going on”

Top model Natasha Polevshchikova (Poly) denied any personal involvment with the Russian Mafia. But she did say she knew Ruslana Korshunova “she was a good friend “and “one of the sweetest girls”,  and that “she would have never killed herself, she was in love with life , always speaking of the sun and of how great things were” but that “lately she did seem to be behaving strangely, always looking around as if she was being followed”.

Ruslana Korshunova´s body was buried in Moscow last week.

Supermodel Ruslana Korshunova’s suicide conspiracy relation of events

Megan Fox Pictures (she wants to appear naked for an entire movie)

July 16, 2008

Megan Fox told the Daily Star “I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful.

“No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

Perhaps Megan´s secret desire is to film metaphysical porn.  And create subversive sex videos to transmit into galactic spheres. Like in the epic videogame Star Fox pg 17 erotica trails.

Maybe Megan is seducing the river on mirror people, knowing that we have a an experienced crew of  tantric filmmakers, and may be the perfect team to make her silver dreams of art and sex come together.

more on megan and her marijuana whims

let the fox kiss the mirror for she is wise

Kate Moss topless on a yacht listening to Aphex Twin´s dolphins

July 14, 2008

Kate Moss naked from the top shows her perefect tits as she promenades in a luxury yacht along Sardinia. Moss is reportedly accompanied by Richard James (Aphex Twin) , who is working on a new material described as “celestial glitch music”, inspired perhaps on the supermodel. According to The Mirror, Aphex Twin only leaves the inside cabin, where he has his machines, late at night to have some strange off board contact with a pack of phsopshorecent dolphins.  Kate Moss has been spotted taken naked swims with the glimmering cetaceans, apparently motivated by Aphex Twin  who is “driving her to new boundaries”. This moonlight swims, Moss lapping nude in the water and having some type of  sexy energy intercourse with the dolphins are being recorded by the master of idm, Aphex Twin, to be edited and reprocessed in his new album.

Fuck the iPhone

July 11, 2008

A worldwide frenzy triggered by the launching sale of a supposed metagadget, like if they were selling the lapis philosophorum (the philosophers stone) in the stores. People sleeping in the streets to be the first to get the iPhone and flashes and media deployed to capture the happy customer snowball bliss. Of course there is not much in the summer agenda so… 

Everywhere in the world hooked techies responding to the dealers offer, a cheaper phone and a much more expensive hook, worldwide telephone companies exploiting the fees, playing on the bait. 

Hack the iPhone. Hack the world.

At lunch today yuppies displaying heir faux chic magnet and receiving 3g radiation full time

Pirate the iPhone. Hack the iPhone. Hack the world. Hackasha. 

www.fuckiphone.com

 

Well apparently Apple know how to market. 

And the whole world is giving blowjobs to Steve Jobs.

Kate Moss voodoo hair extensions sells at eBay

July 4, 2008

Brit provocateur holograph vixen Kate Moss blonde hair extension that she reputedly lost in Berlin has been auctioned on eBay for 805 euros (1,264 dollars), Bild newspaper said on Friday.

Moss, 34, shed the hairpiece while trying to duck paparazzi as she returned to the plush Hotel Adlon after a night out in the German capital last month, according to press reports.

The Ebay buyer Aristan Niameri is an inhabitant of Haiti, one of the cradles of modern voodoo wizards. We hope sexy Kate is protected of the malevolent influencesof the caribbean soul swapping sorcerers and does not start to suffer telekinetic batteries on her lush body.

Happy Birthday Ruslana Korhsunova (she would have been 21 today)

July 2, 2008

Today Ruslana Korshunova would have turned 21 and would have been able to drink. All though as abcnews interview´s claim the “Russian Rapuznel” was already in a heavy vodka drinking relationship. (It would be nice to stroll through the park and have a couple of drinks with her and just hold hands as it gets warm). ABC lists this drinking (drugs? also) as part of the depressive aura binge that drove her to death. The article seems a bit tailor made to blame the ugly and lonely side of the fashion world: the depraved photographers, the big city, susbstance abuse, etc. It seems exactly what the Russsian Mafia wants to hear. Still we won´t go into that subject in respect for Ruslana’s birthday (scroll down for the post that explains the conspiracy theory).

Angelic silver dust layerd cake in heaven for her.

We encourage users to write a poem for her and send it to us, so we publish the best ones riveronmirror@gmail.com

happy birthday Ruslana river on mirror Fairy Queen

Riveronmedia has made one the most comphrehensive picture display of Ruslana for her birthday.

Ruslana´s astrochart

Kazaj supermodel Ruslana Korshunova suicide confirmed

June 30, 2008

RUSLANA KURHONOVA’S CONSPIRACY THEORY DEATH EXPLAINED HERE(this site triggered the internet conspiracy buzz read the full story)

This beautiful Kazajistan girl was only 20 years old when she jumped from her ninth-floor apartment in the Water Street building in New York.  Ruslana Kurshnova graced the cover of fashion iconic magazines like Elle and Vogue.  Ruslana´s friends have said to the local media that they don´t believe it was a suicide.  The police reported her apartment was untouched and there was no sign of struggle -so everything points out to a suicide.

But another theory has been delved upon by some authors of the fashion industry who claim that Ruslana´s death might be related to the model wanting out desperately and not being allowed to do so by the Paris-NewYork-Moscow mafia that controls teenage models. Some reports have linked the economic giant Gazprom with creating a web of model managment and discovery with a a tightly controlled  escort spinoff that sets up supermodels with corporative tycoons.  Most of the girls being from Eastern Europe

We encourage our users to send us a poem inspired on the beauty of Ruslana Kurshonova, the Kazahk angel, we will publish the best ones and print them later:

riveonmirror@gmail.com

NEW: The latest information on Ruslana Korshunova one year from her death (en español)

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Watermelon has Viagra effects: take with Isabeli Fontana

June 29, 2008

Texas A&M scientists  long have studied watermelons and found that it contains natural “enhancers” to the human body.

“We’ve always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study,” said Bhimu Patil, director of Texas A&M’s Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center, in a news release from the university.

Watermelon and some other fruits and vegetables contain phyto-nutrients, including lycopene, beta carotene and citrulline, which are compounds that produce healthy reactions in the body, Patil said.

Watermelon’s relaxes the blood´s vessels much the same way as Viagra does.  SO APPARENTLY WATERMELONS CAN BE USED AS A SOFT SEX TONIC.

We can be in the beach juggling and have a little cocktail before we head into the tent almost imperceptively.

And surf the secret surf of Isabeli Fontana´s pearlnight waves.

Charlotte Casiraghi royal top Forbes sapphire and Victoria from Sweden

May 30, 2008

Charlotte Casiraghi, grandaughter of Grace Kelly was voted #5 on Forbes most desired royalties but certainly must have gone higher than the brit brats.

Certainly one of the moste elegant girls in celebrity world with fine features. Maybe one could go to the sapphire fire lake and ride some unicorns with her in a prada saddle and lap.

And in #7 princess Victoria from Sweden.