Posts Tagged ‘brazilian models’

Sex in Brazil: radiant virgins Kaka and Adriana Lima

August 18, 2008

In a world debouched by media exerting sex as magnetic bait to sell deodorant or soup or everything, where sex for teens is the primary benchmark of belonging and becoming cool,  two unlikely virgins emerge like fresh white stars over the Babelic electronic towers, soft radiant demure could-be-gods of sex: soccer crack Kaka and uber sexy Adriana Lima. The brazilian superstars, each at the top of their business, choose to remain virgin until marriage, complying to religious beliefs.

Although Kaka has already probed the wells of sex, he did so only after marriage, 2 years ago, at the age of 24.  And stepped up to Gisele Bundchen calling the Church’s teachings on sex “ridiculous”.

“Today no one is a virgin when they get married … show me someone who’s a virgin!”

Well Adriana Lima is, at least she says so:”Sex is for after marriage,” she explained. “They (men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”

It seems almost impossible for her to be still a virgin, a cosmic contradiction, as she is sort of a sexual masterpiece, oozing and overflowing with the kundlini river of erotic manifestation. “The World´s Most Voluptous Virgin” is scheduled to marry NBA serb player Marko Jaric in 2009.

The Timberwolf´s basketball player is certainly getting the best cake of the world, and he is pretty fucking ugly, but his luck is overarching, and like a wolf with a lamb he is going to have the feast of all time.

Probably Adriana Lima and Kaka should have coupled together: both are from Brazil, both are absolutely good looking, both are rich and famous, both are religious, both are about the same age and both are (wre at the time) virgins…

Adriana Lima´s 5 sexiest pictures in the internet here: Raramour

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Watermelon has Viagra effects: take with Isabeli Fontana

June 29, 2008

Texas A&M scientists  long have studied watermelons and found that it contains natural “enhancers” to the human body.

“We’ve always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study,” said Bhimu Patil, director of Texas A&M’s Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center, in a news release from the university.

Watermelon and some other fruits and vegetables contain phyto-nutrients, including lycopene, beta carotene and citrulline, which are compounds that produce healthy reactions in the body, Patil said.

Watermelon’s relaxes the blood´s vessels much the same way as Viagra does.  SO APPARENTLY WATERMELONS CAN BE USED AS A SOFT SEX TONIC.

We can be in the beach juggling and have a little cocktail before we head into the tent almost imperceptively.

And surf the secret surf of Isabeli Fontana´s pearlnight waves.

Isabeli Fontani: Brazil Sex Mafia gives you mirage flowers

May 31, 2008

Avatar Joao Havelange after retiring from FIFA decided to boost Brazil´s other world´s foremost celebrity industry or industrial sport: supermodels. Having all of the  right connections with the scouts of Florianopolis, Rio and the little towns. He started bringing out the perls of the river and the sea into the secret meetings with CEO´s and instead of just having the girls for them he created holograms for the media,  girls as energy basins and receptors of world aspirational desire.  One of the girls Joao Avelanche brought out calling her “o garota misterosa, o garota de rosa digital”, was Isabel Fontani.

Isabeli likes to smoke flower derviated drugs with Joao and other Petrobras moguls. She likes poppy, she likes salvia divinorum, she like to ride horses after smoking blue lotus flowers, she likes some secret amazonian plants, she likes to ride.

The secret of Havelange is that Isabeli and the other brazilian models of the digital spell bring to them the fountain of youth. And Joao like a vampire will never die, as we flood la fontani with our lustful wantoness.

Izabela Goulart

May 17, 2008

The plotline that gathers such entities as Woody Woodpecker, William Blake, Izabela Goulart, and the talented musician from Providence, Rhode island, Marumari, is that this 23 years brazilian babe learned english thanks to Woodie´s cartoons, and that after learning it she was able to penetrate one of the most fine and metaspiritual literature works: William Blake´s writings. Now the sexy Izabela has a newmoon ritual that consists on reading some of the works of the English grand master, while standing naked in front of her window, hearing the first track of Marumari´s Pathscrubber album and  starring at the shadow seed of the silvered plate: purifying darkness