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Sex in Brazil: radiant virgins Kaka and Adriana Lima

August 18, 2008

In a world debouched by media exerting sex as magnetic bait to sell deodorant or soup or everything, where sex for teens is the primary benchmark of belonging and becoming cool,  two unlikely virgins emerge like fresh white stars over the Babelic electronic towers, soft radiant demure could-be-gods of sex: soccer crack Kaka and uber sexy Adriana Lima. The brazilian superstars, each at the top of their business, choose to remain virgin until marriage, complying to religious beliefs.

Although Kaka has already probed the wells of sex, he did so only after marriage, 2 years ago, at the age of 24.  And stepped up to Gisele Bundchen calling the Church’s teachings on sex “ridiculous”.

“Today no one is a virgin when they get married … show me someone who’s a virgin!”

Well Adriana Lima is, at least she says so:”Sex is for after marriage,” she explained. “They (men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”

It seems almost impossible for her to be still a virgin, a cosmic contradiction, as she is sort of a sexual masterpiece, oozing and overflowing with the kundlini river of erotic manifestation. “The World´s Most Voluptous Virgin” is scheduled to marry NBA serb player Marko Jaric in 2009.

The Timberwolf´s basketball player is certainly getting the best cake of the world, and he is pretty fucking ugly, but his luck is overarching, and like a wolf with a lamb he is going to have the feast of all time.

Probably Adriana Lima and Kaka should have coupled together: both are from Brazil, both are absolutely good looking, both are rich and famous, both are religious, both are about the same age and both are (wre at the time) virgins…

Adriana Lima´s 5 sexiest pictures in the internet here: Raramour

Bar Rafaeli in a red or pink bikini: St. Tropez alien goddess

July 31, 2008

Sexy Israelian Bar Rafaeli recently lapped on the beach of St. Tropez, letting go in the waves with a red or pink bikini and drank the sun. She confessed she has been genetically altered by Rael, the french alien, founder of thhe raelians.  “My name and nationality are all anagrams”. Like in the movie Rosemary’s Baby, when Mia Farrow discovers that “they are all witches”. And Leo Di Caprio is probably just part of the experiment. His girfriend Bar, people from Alcione.com say,  is a light emissary from the Pleiades cluster, part of a holographic-sexy seduction to lead the word into giving bue gold.

NEW BAR REFEALI NAKED FOR ESQUIRE (WITH STEPHEN KING BODY INKS)

Kate Moss topless on a yacht listening to Aphex Twin´s dolphins

July 14, 2008

Kate Moss naked from the top shows her perefect tits as she promenades in a luxury yacht along Sardinia. Moss is reportedly accompanied by Richard James (Aphex Twin) , who is working on a new material described as “celestial glitch music”, inspired perhaps on the supermodel. According to The Mirror, Aphex Twin only leaves the inside cabin, where he has his machines, late at night to have some strange off board contact with a pack of phsopshorecent dolphins.  Kate Moss has been spotted taken naked swims with the glimmering cetaceans, apparently motivated by Aphex Twin  who is “driving her to new boundaries”. This moonlight swims, Moss lapping nude in the water and having some type of  sexy energy intercourse with the dolphins are being recorded by the master of idm, Aphex Twin, to be edited and reprocessed in his new album.

Max Jacobson “Dr Feelgood”

July 14, 2008

 

Few days ago i heard this urban young princess tell that every sunday you should remember a person who is not physically by your side during that day. This sounded like a really sweet nostalgia ritual, we are sensible guys inside here, so  this last riveron sunday was dedicated to the memory of “Miracle Max”.

Max Jacobson, also known as Dr Feelgood, was the german born medicine-man who administrated huge amounts of amphetamine to lots of distinguished patients and celebrities. We was a member of John F. Kennedy´s medical staff, and the president was told to be one of his most loyal patients. Frank Sinatra, Tennessee Williams, Marilyn Monroe Anthony Quinn, and Truman Cappote were also friends of Max and his little white happy pills.

Poem for Ruslana Korshunova

July 10, 2008
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unearthly korshunova

Here at the riveron we encouraged our readers a few days ago to send us poems inspired by the sweet-but-sad Kazakh angel Ruslana Korshunova, who might have been victimized by the russian mafia. Since then we´ve recieved lots of poetic contributions inspired by our long-haired blue-vortex muse. Here´s one of our favorites that arrived directly from Belize:

Statuesque
 
She smiles, she wades into forever
An ethereal swan princess
Graces at last luminous lagoons of cobalt;
Infatuated angels peep from the clouds 
To photograph a last glimpse of the sovereign belle
As she walks, and walks, 
And no one touches her 
The faithful sun is her solace, her bridegroom
Her soft peach skin reads epics with him
Sweet sour saccharine verses, distant reveries,
She held his hand once in Paris, said,
“I love you! Do you?”
And he blushed torrents of Cabernet Sauvignon.
Her silhouette now trails into the reticent night
The enamored moon still tells tales to the angel
Of the statuesque Russian damsel
Who walked with so much perfection
She seemed unreal, mythical
Her beautiful face, a resurrected portrait
Exhumed from a Romantic novelist’s illusion,
A priceless diamond doomed for its greatness.
Her feline eyes seduced the coquettish moonlight
That kissed her long hair with almond ambers.
Her striking fairytale pulchritude, 
Immortal face of a goddess, absconds
Slowly turns into a masterpiece of rare porcelain
That now takes away the dazzling incandescence
That once radiated New York’s soul of darkness.

Osmer E. Balam 

Kate Moss voodoo hair extensions sells at eBay

July 4, 2008

Brit provocateur holograph vixen Kate Moss blonde hair extension that she reputedly lost in Berlin has been auctioned on eBay for 805 euros (1,264 dollars), Bild newspaper said on Friday.

Moss, 34, shed the hairpiece while trying to duck paparazzi as she returned to the plush Hotel Adlon after a night out in the German capital last month, according to press reports.

The Ebay buyer Aristan Niameri is an inhabitant of Haiti, one of the cradles of modern voodoo wizards. We hope sexy Kate is protected of the malevolent influencesof the caribbean soul swapping sorcerers and does not start to suffer telekinetic batteries on her lush body.

Ruslana Korshunova’s ‘suicide’ conspiracy theory explained

July 1, 2008

 Recent buzz in the internet surrounding Kazakh model Ruslana Korshunova’s death originating in this site has caused some controversy. Media like the british Telegraph or the LA Times (calling us the crakpot theory) have given coverage to a possible, although unlikely, conspiracy theory linked to a model-controlling-mafia . We offer here a thorough examination of this theory:

We do not state conclusively that Korshonova’s dead was orchestrated by the Russian mafia, but we do believe, with reasonable evidence, that such a mafia exists, and operates as a sophisticated network that positions young femmes in the highest spheres of fashion and corporative deluxe escort services. This girls being mostly from Eastern Europe: white, tall, blonde lolita-like blue-eyed women, of the slavic biotype, which comply perfectly to the the modern world´s stereotype of beauty and come from relatively underdeveloped countries, which only now are entering the globalized-capitalistic world and remain easy prey for face-hunters and mobsters.

Recent Cronenberg film Eastern Promises is an example of how this operates as the film is a work of fiction closely inspired by research on the subject (as is the case of Lila 4 Ever by Lukas Moodyson). But much more the book Au secours pardon, written by Frédéric_Beigbeder ilustrates clearly how the dark side of the moon of the fashion world not only enslaves some of the sweet teen meat girls (for this is how girls are seen by the facehunters) but uses them as an obscure object of desire that feeds through media viruses and aspirational desires which gloat their archs. This being done with the connivence of russian new lords (ala Roman Abramovich), one which is portrayed in Beigbeder´s novel, as Sergei, a russian oil mogul who hosts killer parties where models are feasted upon and at times dissappeared. Beigbeder lived in Russia and has implied he took his characters from real life, basing Sergei on a Gazoprom tychoon who dated different models everyday and went on crazy cocaine binges with dark outcomes. We will do a follow up of Gazoprom´s relationship with model-escorts services which has been investigated in the past.

A book by Robert Friedman Red Mafiya explores how the Russian mafia has penetrated american society and has woven a complex web of sexocriminal enterprises.

The network of russian (russian serves as generic for all eastern european girls in the industry) prostitutes, dancers and even wives has been well documented in many places for example http://www.rense.com/general47/sexs.htm. In the case of supermodels it is only a sophistication of this coarse acts, in higher and hermetic quarters.

The link being normally between high-rolling druglords who have connections with aspiring ghetto drugfiends who help recruit the profuse amount of marginal beautiful girls who populate Eastern European cities.

If you have gone deep into the nightlife of cities like New York or London you know that many of the “models” are also available for extrajobs. This jobs being not so much available through money but through connections. This of course reaches the whim-laden superstratums of jetset entrepreneurs. Models have contracts to comply to and are recommended to fulfill them entirely, even the small lettered aspects of them.

By this we do not wish to say Ruslana Korshonova was part of a prostitution network or an escort service, we do not believe this to be true. But we do suspect that she was part of a much more complex network of image deployment media that benefits a powerful few that feed on global desire production. This web is formed by big media key executives who deal with mafia lords and conspiratorial potentates. We wish to extend our impressions that she wan an angelic figure who hopefully now rests in peace in heaven or wherever she may be. We pray for her.

Still we do have reasons to believe she did not commit suicide, firstly “there is nothing (thus far) reported that proves, or even directly suggests, suicide. No note, no friends reporting distressed behavior or comments, nobody who saw her Jump. The police (as reported to us) Do Not Know what happened. And therefore have ruled the death a suicide. They have no proof that it was, but they have no proof that it wasn’t. Therefore, It was”.

A friend of Korshonuva told the Daily News that Ruslana wanted to quit modeling, as she had made her money and wanted to change her life. As to this being the cause of his suicide none of her friends even remotely consider that she would have killed herself.

One can see images of his boyfreind totally shocked in the media.

Strangely she spent her last day watching “Ghost” with her ex-boyfriend Artem Percheno.

As to her depressed blog posts (full blogposts here) this cannot be taken as evidence seriously. As there is no clear intensification of her depression, but on the contrary and it is only natural that a girl away from home in a strange scenario writes of her lovelorn and lovehappy days. Again, most bloggers tend to be rather on the downside. One can follow the coverage of the case in The Telegraph, LA Times, Huffington Post, New York Post and unethical Gerarldo Rivera.

There is a strong flood of speculation relating to the possibility that Ruslana Kurshanova wanted to end his contract (with whomever she REALLY was working for )and this (teenage-model flesh-peddling) organization used her as an exemplary point.

The deepest undertone of this case has to do with the explotaition of images in order to produce an effect that is channeled to the benefit of a few enthroed media wizards. This takes place also in the fabrication of teen stars. As the Smashing Pumpkins song goes “The World is a Vampire”, but then again, a secret contrived vampire.

As the poets have said imagination becomes reality and this is the case of the dark humored mediascape in which we live. Fiction becomes truth, killers feed on memes to commit their aberrations, this has repeteadly happened. Or there is a biofeedback between reality and fiction as is the case in Brett Easton Ellis´s books (Glamorama has materialized).

We have noticed there are more strange cases of Eastern European models dying under mysterious situations and will publish soon more evidence as our contact in Moscow, Vasily, sends us his report. Meanwhile we will be investigating in New York.

NEW: JULY 28, 2009, ONE YEAR FROM RUSLANA’S DEATH

we encourage our user to send us poems of Ruslana Korchunova, the best ones to be published in different media, send them to: riveronmirror@gmail.com

Kazaj supermodel Ruslana Korshunova suicide confirmed

June 30, 2008

RUSLANA KURHONOVA’S CONSPIRACY THEORY DEATH EXPLAINED HERE(this site triggered the internet conspiracy buzz read the full story)

This beautiful Kazajistan girl was only 20 years old when she jumped from her ninth-floor apartment in the Water Street building in New York.  Ruslana Kurshnova graced the cover of fashion iconic magazines like Elle and Vogue.  Ruslana´s friends have said to the local media that they don´t believe it was a suicide.  The police reported her apartment was untouched and there was no sign of struggle -so everything points out to a suicide.

But another theory has been delved upon by some authors of the fashion industry who claim that Ruslana´s death might be related to the model wanting out desperately and not being allowed to do so by the Paris-NewYork-Moscow mafia that controls teenage models. Some reports have linked the economic giant Gazprom with creating a web of model managment and discovery with a a tightly controlled  escort spinoff that sets up supermodels with corporative tycoons.  Most of the girls being from Eastern Europe

We encourage our users to send us a poem inspired on the beauty of Ruslana Kurshonova, the Kazahk angel, we will publish the best ones and print them later:

riveonmirror@gmail.com

NEW: The latest information on Ruslana Korshunova one year from her death (en español)

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Isabeli Fontani: Brazil Sex Mafia gives you mirage flowers

May 31, 2008

Avatar Joao Havelange after retiring from FIFA decided to boost Brazil´s other world´s foremost celebrity industry or industrial sport: supermodels. Having all of the  right connections with the scouts of Florianopolis, Rio and the little towns. He started bringing out the perls of the river and the sea into the secret meetings with CEO´s and instead of just having the girls for them he created holograms for the media,  girls as energy basins and receptors of world aspirational desire.  One of the girls Joao Avelanche brought out calling her “o garota misterosa, o garota de rosa digital”, was Isabel Fontani.

Isabeli likes to smoke flower derviated drugs with Joao and other Petrobras moguls. She likes poppy, she likes salvia divinorum, she like to ride horses after smoking blue lotus flowers, she likes some secret amazonian plants, she likes to ride.

The secret of Havelange is that Isabeli and the other brazilian models of the digital spell bring to them the fountain of youth. And Joao like a vampire will never die, as we flood la fontani with our lustful wantoness.

Megan Fox on drugs: “Marijuana should be legalized”

April 3, 2008

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NEW: Megan Fox has won FHM sexiest woman of the world 2009 (check out here the full story and spectacular new pictures)

Like in BrettEaston Ellis´s Glamorama drugs are hip and widespread around Hollywod-Babylon. Popping pills, smoking reefs, riding snow: glittering holes in the Mulholland Drive of reality and Maia. Megan Fox seems pretty cool and centered, so to speak:

“Cocaine is back with a vengeance – everyone in every club is doing drugs… Celebrities aren’t trying to hide it, except where people have camera phones.”

“I wanted to try several things and make an informed decision, but I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized.”

The sexiest video shoot ultra hot esquire where she appear toasting in the pool, drinking beer and looking tip top here: Good day, Megan Fox

And some dazy pot music from the excellent deep trip hop act of Take (The dirty decibels of Thomas 2000).

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The case of sexy supermodel Ruslana Korshunova Russian mafia suicide conspiracy.

Kirsten Dunst Smokes Pot

December 14, 2007

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Actress Kirsten Dunst recently told the British tabloid The Sun, that she likes to smoke marijuana and that probably the world would be a a better place if everybody smoked the weed. She also made a witty or weedy correlation: “My best friend Sasha’s father, Carl Sagan, was an astronomer. He smoked loads of pot and he was a genius”. You can watch Kirsten pull in a reefer of what evidently feigns to be marijuana, in the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minds. Kirsten performs a mind-erasing experiment with his boyfriend and starts dancing in her undies and jumping in bed while the sweet cannabis sets in. Cinema Vèrite? and if you dig more movie-reality similarities: Dunst’s charcter in “Spiderman” is named Mary Jane, as in mari-juana, the name that all potheads call their imaginary girfriend.

The russian mafia sceret murder of supermodel Ruslana Korshunova here.

Sexy Pictures of Ruslana Korshunova at RiveronMedia.