Archive for the ‘Unreal Chick Of The Moment’ Category

US Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard

August 7, 2008

The sexy gold medal swimmer Amanda Beard has rattled a few protests and flagged herself in voluptuous garland. Will she win another medal? who cares. We´d rather see her nymph in the pool.

if you wan to see a full pictorial of the sexy athlete check out the pic selection at RiveronMedia.

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Bar Rafaeli in a red or pink bikini: St. Tropez alien goddess

July 31, 2008

Sexy Israelian Bar Rafaeli recently lapped on the beach of St. Tropez, letting go in the waves with a red or pink bikini and drank the sun. She confessed she has been genetically altered by Rael, the french alien, founder of thhe raelians.  “My name and nationality are all anagrams”. Like in the movie Rosemary’s Baby, when Mia Farrow discovers that “they are all witches”. And Leo Di Caprio is probably just part of the experiment. His girfriend Bar, people from Alcione.com say,  is a light emissary from the Pleiades cluster, part of a holographic-sexy seduction to lead the word into giving bue gold.

NEW BAR REFEALI NAKED FOR ESQUIRE (WITH STEPHEN KING BODY INKS)

Natasha Poly speaks on Russian Mafia model involvement

July 17, 2008

Victoria Secret coquette Natsha Porly told The New York Star tha she is aware of the involvement of the Russian mafia in the world of fashion.

“I know of some models who have been approached by some strange mob people, who are Russian… but I don´t know what goes on between them. You hear rumors hear and there, but nothing certain… I guess that´s why they are the “mob”,  because they do things in secret and without anybody really knowing what´s going on”

Top model Natasha Polevshchikova (Poly) denied any personal involvment with the Russian Mafia. But she did say she knew Ruslana Korshunova “she was a good friend “and “one of the sweetest girls”,  and that “she would have never killed herself, she was in love with life , always speaking of the sun and of how great things were” but that “lately she did seem to be behaving strangely, always looking around as if she was being followed”.

Ruslana Korshunova´s body was buried in Moscow last week.

Supermodel Ruslana Korshunova’s suicide conspiracy relation of events

Megan Fox Pictures (she wants to appear naked for an entire movie)

July 16, 2008

Megan Fox told the Daily Star “I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful.

“No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

Perhaps Megan´s secret desire is to film metaphysical porn.  And create subversive sex videos to transmit into galactic spheres. Like in the epic videogame Star Fox pg 17 erotica trails.

Maybe Megan is seducing the river on mirror people, knowing that we have a an experienced crew of  tantric filmmakers, and may be the perfect team to make her silver dreams of art and sex come together.

more on megan and her marijuana whims

let the fox kiss the mirror for she is wise

Buttless Chaps Gisele Bundchen plays on ID metaphysics

July 16, 2008

  The sexy brazilian topmodel, Gisele Bundchen, appears on the portrait of V Magazine wearing a butless chaps showing her wild side for the lens of Mario testino. In an interview, the world´s highest paid model confessed that during a photo session she plays a far distant role from whom the real Gisele is. It´s like wearing a mask, its like a fashion mystical schizophrenia that allows her to turn the topmodel ID On and Off. It seems that beautiful Gisele Bundchen might have the ability to play Chuang Tzu´s butterfly game.  

This post was borrowed from River on Media thanks guys!!

Kate Moss topless on a yacht listening to Aphex Twin´s dolphins

July 14, 2008

Kate Moss naked from the top shows her perefect tits as she promenades in a luxury yacht along Sardinia. Moss is reportedly accompanied by Richard James (Aphex Twin) , who is working on a new material described as “celestial glitch music”, inspired perhaps on the supermodel. According to The Mirror, Aphex Twin only leaves the inside cabin, where he has his machines, late at night to have some strange off board contact with a pack of phsopshorecent dolphins.  Kate Moss has been spotted taken naked swims with the glimmering cetaceans, apparently motivated by Aphex Twin  who is “driving her to new boundaries”. This moonlight swims, Moss lapping nude in the water and having some type of  sexy energy intercourse with the dolphins are being recorded by the master of idm, Aphex Twin, to be edited and reprocessed in his new album.

Unreal chick of the moment: Scarlett Johansson

July 11, 2008

Sexy name, sexy skin, sexy aura, daydreaming with Scarlett Johansson riding a pink amazonian dolphin..

Enjoy the sexiest pic selection of the contemp scarlett diva at river on media

 

Poem for Ruslana Korshunova

July 10, 2008
ruslana korshunova

unearthly korshunova

Here at the riveron we encouraged our readers a few days ago to send us poems inspired by the sweet-but-sad Kazakh angel Ruslana Korshunova, who might have been victimized by the russian mafia. Since then we´ve recieved lots of poetic contributions inspired by our long-haired blue-vortex muse. Here´s one of our favorites that arrived directly from Belize:

Statuesque
 
She smiles, she wades into forever
An ethereal swan princess
Graces at last luminous lagoons of cobalt;
Infatuated angels peep from the clouds 
To photograph a last glimpse of the sovereign belle
As she walks, and walks, 
And no one touches her 
The faithful sun is her solace, her bridegroom
Her soft peach skin reads epics with him
Sweet sour saccharine verses, distant reveries,
She held his hand once in Paris, said,
“I love you! Do you?”
And he blushed torrents of Cabernet Sauvignon.
Her silhouette now trails into the reticent night
The enamored moon still tells tales to the angel
Of the statuesque Russian damsel
Who walked with so much perfection
She seemed unreal, mythical
Her beautiful face, a resurrected portrait
Exhumed from a Romantic novelist’s illusion,
A priceless diamond doomed for its greatness.
Her feline eyes seduced the coquettish moonlight
That kissed her long hair with almond ambers.
Her striking fairytale pulchritude, 
Immortal face of a goddess, absconds
Slowly turns into a masterpiece of rare porcelain
That now takes away the dazzling incandescence
That once radiated New York’s soul of darkness.

Osmer E. Balam 

Ruslana Korshunova’s ‘suicide’ conspiracy theory explained

July 1, 2008

 Recent buzz in the internet surrounding Kazakh model Ruslana Korshunova’s death originating in this site has caused some controversy. Media like the british Telegraph or the LA Times (calling us the crakpot theory) have given coverage to a possible, although unlikely, conspiracy theory linked to a model-controlling-mafia . We offer here a thorough examination of this theory:

We do not state conclusively that Korshonova’s dead was orchestrated by the Russian mafia, but we do believe, with reasonable evidence, that such a mafia exists, and operates as a sophisticated network that positions young femmes in the highest spheres of fashion and corporative deluxe escort services. This girls being mostly from Eastern Europe: white, tall, blonde lolita-like blue-eyed women, of the slavic biotype, which comply perfectly to the the modern world´s stereotype of beauty and come from relatively underdeveloped countries, which only now are entering the globalized-capitalistic world and remain easy prey for face-hunters and mobsters.

Recent Cronenberg film Eastern Promises is an example of how this operates as the film is a work of fiction closely inspired by research on the subject (as is the case of Lila 4 Ever by Lukas Moodyson). But much more the book Au secours pardon, written by Frédéric_Beigbeder ilustrates clearly how the dark side of the moon of the fashion world not only enslaves some of the sweet teen meat girls (for this is how girls are seen by the facehunters) but uses them as an obscure object of desire that feeds through media viruses and aspirational desires which gloat their archs. This being done with the connivence of russian new lords (ala Roman Abramovich), one which is portrayed in Beigbeder´s novel, as Sergei, a russian oil mogul who hosts killer parties where models are feasted upon and at times dissappeared. Beigbeder lived in Russia and has implied he took his characters from real life, basing Sergei on a Gazoprom tychoon who dated different models everyday and went on crazy cocaine binges with dark outcomes. We will do a follow up of Gazoprom´s relationship with model-escorts services which has been investigated in the past.

A book by Robert Friedman Red Mafiya explores how the Russian mafia has penetrated american society and has woven a complex web of sexocriminal enterprises.

The network of russian (russian serves as generic for all eastern european girls in the industry) prostitutes, dancers and even wives has been well documented in many places for example http://www.rense.com/general47/sexs.htm. In the case of supermodels it is only a sophistication of this coarse acts, in higher and hermetic quarters.

The link being normally between high-rolling druglords who have connections with aspiring ghetto drugfiends who help recruit the profuse amount of marginal beautiful girls who populate Eastern European cities.

If you have gone deep into the nightlife of cities like New York or London you know that many of the “models” are also available for extrajobs. This jobs being not so much available through money but through connections. This of course reaches the whim-laden superstratums of jetset entrepreneurs. Models have contracts to comply to and are recommended to fulfill them entirely, even the small lettered aspects of them.

By this we do not wish to say Ruslana Korshonova was part of a prostitution network or an escort service, we do not believe this to be true. But we do suspect that she was part of a much more complex network of image deployment media that benefits a powerful few that feed on global desire production. This web is formed by big media key executives who deal with mafia lords and conspiratorial potentates. We wish to extend our impressions that she wan an angelic figure who hopefully now rests in peace in heaven or wherever she may be. We pray for her.

Still we do have reasons to believe she did not commit suicide, firstly “there is nothing (thus far) reported that proves, or even directly suggests, suicide. No note, no friends reporting distressed behavior or comments, nobody who saw her Jump. The police (as reported to us) Do Not Know what happened. And therefore have ruled the death a suicide. They have no proof that it was, but they have no proof that it wasn’t. Therefore, It was”.

A friend of Korshonuva told the Daily News that Ruslana wanted to quit modeling, as she had made her money and wanted to change her life. As to this being the cause of his suicide none of her friends even remotely consider that she would have killed herself.

One can see images of his boyfreind totally shocked in the media.

Strangely she spent her last day watching “Ghost” with her ex-boyfriend Artem Percheno.

As to her depressed blog posts (full blogposts here) this cannot be taken as evidence seriously. As there is no clear intensification of her depression, but on the contrary and it is only natural that a girl away from home in a strange scenario writes of her lovelorn and lovehappy days. Again, most bloggers tend to be rather on the downside. One can follow the coverage of the case in The Telegraph, LA Times, Huffington Post, New York Post and unethical Gerarldo Rivera.

There is a strong flood of speculation relating to the possibility that Ruslana Kurshanova wanted to end his contract (with whomever she REALLY was working for )and this (teenage-model flesh-peddling) organization used her as an exemplary point.

The deepest undertone of this case has to do with the explotaition of images in order to produce an effect that is channeled to the benefit of a few enthroed media wizards. This takes place also in the fabrication of teen stars. As the Smashing Pumpkins song goes “The World is a Vampire”, but then again, a secret contrived vampire.

As the poets have said imagination becomes reality and this is the case of the dark humored mediascape in which we live. Fiction becomes truth, killers feed on memes to commit their aberrations, this has repeteadly happened. Or there is a biofeedback between reality and fiction as is the case in Brett Easton Ellis´s books (Glamorama has materialized).

We have noticed there are more strange cases of Eastern European models dying under mysterious situations and will publish soon more evidence as our contact in Moscow, Vasily, sends us his report. Meanwhile we will be investigating in New York.

NEW: JULY 28, 2009, ONE YEAR FROM RUSLANA’S DEATH

we encourage our user to send us poems of Ruslana Korchunova, the best ones to be published in different media, send them to: riveronmirror@gmail.com

Kazaj supermodel Ruslana Korshunova suicide confirmed

June 30, 2008

RUSLANA KURHONOVA’S CONSPIRACY THEORY DEATH EXPLAINED HERE(this site triggered the internet conspiracy buzz read the full story)

This beautiful Kazajistan girl was only 20 years old when she jumped from her ninth-floor apartment in the Water Street building in New York.  Ruslana Kurshnova graced the cover of fashion iconic magazines like Elle and Vogue.  Ruslana´s friends have said to the local media that they don´t believe it was a suicide.  The police reported her apartment was untouched and there was no sign of struggle -so everything points out to a suicide.

But another theory has been delved upon by some authors of the fashion industry who claim that Ruslana´s death might be related to the model wanting out desperately and not being allowed to do so by the Paris-NewYork-Moscow mafia that controls teenage models. Some reports have linked the economic giant Gazprom with creating a web of model managment and discovery with a a tightly controlled  escort spinoff that sets up supermodels with corporative tycoons.  Most of the girls being from Eastern Europe

We encourage our users to send us a poem inspired on the beauty of Ruslana Kurshonova, the Kazahk angel, we will publish the best ones and print them later:

riveonmirror@gmail.com

NEW: The latest information on Ruslana Korshunova one year from her death (en español)

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Watermelon has Viagra effects: take with Isabeli Fontana

June 29, 2008

Texas A&M scientists  long have studied watermelons and found that it contains natural “enhancers” to the human body.

“We’ve always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study,” said Bhimu Patil, director of Texas A&M’s Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center, in a news release from the university.

Watermelon and some other fruits and vegetables contain phyto-nutrients, including lycopene, beta carotene and citrulline, which are compounds that produce healthy reactions in the body, Patil said.

Watermelon’s relaxes the blood´s vessels much the same way as Viagra does.  SO APPARENTLY WATERMELONS CAN BE USED AS A SOFT SEX TONIC.

We can be in the beach juggling and have a little cocktail before we head into the tent almost imperceptively.

And surf the secret surf of Isabeli Fontana´s pearlnight waves.