LA Times implied we might be doing crack, (we only do more sophisticated drugs). But you know who does crack: ALF!
Max Wright, former Alf was caught in a pretty compromising scene -we dont want to know the details. Spare the gay porn interracial dirty secrets.
This is old news but, you know who also smokes crac?: Daryl Strawberry.
And Amy Winehouse does crack.
and all the other teen celebrity holograms fabricated by the reptiles in the north pole.